Tuesday, March 17, 2009

My (Non-Existant) Sports Bio


Yesterday's Plinky Prompt (which I'm using today because I can't think of an answer to today's prompt) : Congratulations! You're going to be featured in the next issue of 'Sports Illustrated.' How does your bio read?

" Meet the most nonathletic person alive! Can't be bothered to get off her lazy ass to do anything that might improve her health. Resolutions are pointless because they're never kept; lack of sports will be regretted in the future."

What would yours say?




 

7 comments so far.

  1. setsanto on March 17, 2009 at 10:50 PM

    er, you didn't happen to have read your last post did you? You know, the one with the 2-hour (I thought it said 24 at first. I did an IRL double-take) walk?

  2. lyrical charlatan on March 18, 2009 at 3:14 PM

    ^ I don't take long walks everyday though, and I definitely don't exercise as often as I should. :P

  3. Kaylee on March 18, 2009 at 9:03 PM

    My sports bio would be super long :P

    Idk, if I know I'm going to regret something in the future then that's usually enough motivation and I can't make excuses for myself. "One must suffer one of two things, the pain of discipline or the pain of disappointment." <-- That also motivates me.

  4. Kristin on March 20, 2009 at 1:06 AM

    Wow mine would be somewhere along the lines of...

    "Her best sporting events are sleeping, posting on forums, playing WoW and drinking with friends. What a winner we have here today."

    I want to start working out more but I need more free time. (Or not, because I'd most likely spend it online anway.)

  5. Dayna on March 21, 2009 at 12:05 AM

    I think mine would be pretty short. Maybe around the lines of "trying hard to catch the ball during a basketball match and then aiming it into the hoop only to see it being rebounced back at you" ;)

  6. ShexyKristin on March 21, 2009 at 5:09 AM

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  7. Morgan on March 21, 2009 at 5:22 PM

    Aw, you're cute! I think I would appreciate the honesty of a person like that rather than those, "Walks 6 miles a day, an active marathon runner and in her spare time likes to pump iron."
    Honesty is always a winner in my book, haha.

    I'm so lazy I can't even make my mind think up something creative...how's that for a line?

    -M.

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