Friday, September 25, 2009

Need A Pick-Me-Up?

Plinky prompted again, because I'm unimaginative.

"List the worst pickup lines you've heard (or can think of)."

Personally, I love reading pickup lines and rolling my eyes at them. Here are my favourites:

"Are you from Tennessee? 'Cause you're the only ten I see. *ba-dum-chh*"

"I wish I were a derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves. (Math pickup lines are the greatest)"

"If I were a function you would be my asymptote."

...I'm such a cheeseball.

"My name is Justin. Justincredible."

And this is the lamest one I've read:

"Hey, so I see you're a girl..."

Care to share your favourite ones? Or just ones that you find ridiculous/hilarious? :P


8 comments so far.

  1. Kaylee on September 25, 2009 at 8:26 PM

    Pick-up lines can make great jokes. I used to look for funny ones on the Internet all the time. XD

    "If I were a function you would be my asymptote."
    So you would be something that I approach but never touch? :P

  2. Adam on September 25, 2009 at 8:54 PM

    Haha, the "Justincredible" one could be a bad knock-knock joke too!

  3. lyrical charlatan on September 25, 2009 at 11:05 PM

    @Kaylee: yep! You'd always be something I'm trying to move toward! :P

    @Adam: Aha, I hadn't thought of it like that!

  4. Marbles on September 25, 2009 at 11:11 PM

    didn't we make up one about an asymptote in math class, like our love is like an asymptote, it never reaches 0.

    Also i'm a big fan of the classics, like if i could rearrange the alphabet i would put u and i together

  5. Macca on September 26, 2009 at 4:59 AM

    I don't think anyone's ever used a pick-up line on me. Reminds me of Peep Show, though. One recent clip; Jez standing behind a door having just knocked for an attractive friend, going over in his mind 'Hi I'm Jez, how's it hanging?' but actually coming out with, "Hi I'm Jez, how's it hangling?"

    I should tell my boyfriend to use the Justin(credible) one. Oh wait...

  6. Meg on September 26, 2009 at 2:39 PM

    I like "Do you have a mirror in your pocket? 'Cause I can see myself in your pants." And that's the only one I can think of at the moment. :p

  7. Shiying! on September 26, 2009 at 3:10 PM

    "Come sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that comes up"

    "You're so hot you denature my proteins"

  8. nadine on September 26, 2009 at 8:34 PM

    I actually had someone use "nice shoes, wanna f*ck?" one night in a pub! Like that's gonna work! :P

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